Wednesday, July 18, 2007

The Virtually-Identical-In-Size Announcement

There were polar bears everywhere. Everywhere, I tells ya.

Not a single one of them had a nice refreshing beverage to offer me, just "simple" home-decorating tips involving half-consumed salmon and pine cones. These bears were not graduates of FIT, I can say that for certain.

I tried to build a raft out of snow, but that didn't work. That is why I am slowly melting the polar ice caps; this way I will eventually get home.

Sorry about all the flooding.

Back to our regularly scheduled noise.

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